Fried Turkey, We're in Love

You may want to sit down for what we’re about to tell you. Turkey? It’s so much better deep fried. Shocking, we know. So why haven’t we been doing this all along? Well there’s that giant risk of setting the entire lawn on fire… Just like you leave doctors to heal and the Ghostbusters to bust up pesky poltergeist, you leave deep frying turkeys to Uncle Ray. Uncle Ray has been hand selecting turkeys to fry to golden brown perfection for over 30 years. Seasoning each with a blend of Cajun spices, these turkeys show off more beautiful tanned skin than a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Just imagine a holiday season where you fight over a giant crispy turkey wing instead of a measly wishbone. Dream with us here, folks.